Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.