Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.