Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.