Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.