Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.