People Ask If I Can Get It

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.