They Change The Sheets Every Day... From

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.