They Change The Sheets Every Day... From

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!