They Change The Sheets Every Day... From

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.