They Change The Sheets Every Day... From

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.