He Writes So Well He Makes Me

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.