He Writes So Well He Makes Me

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.