He Writes So Well He Makes Me

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.