There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.