You Get A Canoe Later And I'll

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.