You Get A Canoe Later And I'll

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.