I Went To Look For A Used

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.