I Went To Look For A Used

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.