I Went To Look For A Used

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.