Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

We Seem To Be Going Through A Period Of Nostalgia, And Everyone Seems To Think Yesterday Was Better Than Today. I Don't Think It Was, And I Would Advise You Not To Wait Ten Years Before Admitting Today Was Great. If You're Hung Up On Nostalgia, Pretend Today Is Yesterday And Just Go Out And Have One Hell Of A Time.

When I Got To The Hospice I Was Under The Impression It Would Be A Two- Or Three-week Stay. But Here I Still Am, Six Weeks Later, And I've Gotten So Well Medicare Won't Pay For Me Anymore.

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.