Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking

Every Once In A While Your World Stands Still... There Are Certain Friendships That Are So Important They Leave A Mark On You Long After The Person Is Gone.

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

Put Yourself In Hamlet's Shoes. Suppose You Were A Prince, And You Came Back From College To Discover That Your Uncle Had Murdered Your Father And Married Your Mother, And You Fell In Love With A Beautiful Girl And Mistakenly Murdered Her Father, And Then She Went Crazy And Drowned Herself. What Would You Do? Go Back For A Masters?