List of Sarah Silverman Quotes

It Feels Weird In Our Ear Holes To Hear People Worshipping A Guy Named Ron. We Know Rons In Our Life.

I Will Always Try To Be Happy. I Don’t Think People Really Understand The Value Of Happiness Until They Know What It’s Like To Be In That Very, Very Dark Place. It’s Not Romantic. Not Even A Little.

I Was Paralyzed With Fear. It Was Unbearable To Be Among Other Kids Who Were Just Standing Around Being Fine. It Was One Of The Many Inconveniences Of This Paradox I Lived With -the More People I Was Surrounded By, The More Frighteningly Alone I Felt.

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

As Soon As A Women Gets To An Age Where She Has Opinions And She's Vital And She's Strong, She's Systematically Shamed Into Hiding Under A Rock.

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honesty, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot. Unless You're Just Listening To Buzz Words And Not Taking Into Account The Context Of The Situation, You See I'm Always The Ignoramus.

I Grew Up In A House Where There Were No Taboos, So It Came Originally From A Pretty Innocent Place, Where I Was Shocked At The Things That Shocked People.

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It. That Said, Critiquing Women's Human Shells Isn't My Thang. Though There's Probably Something Funny Or Interesting To Be Said About Those Who Do It, And What That Comes From.

I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe I Don't Cry Salty Tears As Much.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

If You Decide To Do Comedy That Involves Risk, Risk Means Risk, And You Can't Complain Of Flesh Wounds If You Sit Down At The Table To Play.