People Who Live In Glass Houses Have

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

Any Company Executive Who Overcharges The Government More Than $5 Million Will Be Fined $50 Or Have To Go To Traffic School Three Nights A Week

Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change Your Mind Two Weeks Later.