If You Break 100, Watch Your Golf.

There Were Days That I Literally Had No Reason To Get Out Of Bed. It Just Was So Destructive For Me.

A Teacher Is A Person Who Used To Think He Liked Children.

Most People Play A Fair Game Of Golf - If You Watch Them.

Bankruptcy Is A Legal Proceeding In Which You Put Your Money In Your Pants Pocket And Give Your Coat To Your Creditors.

A Genius Is One Who Can Do Anything Except Make A Living.