My Relationship With My Father Is Pretty

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There Were Days That I Literally Had No Reason To Get Out Of Bed. It Just Was So Destructive For Me.

The Toughest Thing About Homework Is Getting Mom And Pop To Agree On The Same Answer.

My Life Isn't That Dramatic. My Dad Really Loves Me, He Just Can't Talk On The Phone. He's Too Crippled And Shy, And That's Almost Harder. He's There And He Loves Me, And I Try And Try And Try, It's Just Impossible To Have A Relationship.