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If You Break 100, Watch Your Golf. If You Break 80, Watch Your Business.

In Life, It's Not Who You Know That's Important, It's How Your Wife Found Out.

I Was Never One Of Those People Who Thought, 'what I Really Want To Do Is Direct.' It Never Occurred To Me.

May All Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year's Resolutions.

It's Not Like You Can Wake Up And Realize, 'oh, I Want Intimacy,' And Then It Happens That Day.