Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.