A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.