A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.