A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

Babies Are A Great Way To Start People.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.