A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels

Babies Are Such A Nice Way To Start People.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.