Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.