Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

The Lunch In A Normal American Restaurant Is Very Problematic For Me. I Don't Like To Have Hot Food For Lunch.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.