Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

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I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.