Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.