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You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How Good, Until You Feel As Deeply In Your Spirit As You Think In Your Mind That The Counsel Is Wise.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.