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I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.