I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.