I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.