An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.