In All Systems Of Theology, The Devil

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.