In All Systems Of Theology, The Devil

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be More.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.