If I Had My Life To Live

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.