Funny Thing How You First Meet The

In Awe, I Watched The Waxing Moon Ride Across The Zenith Of The Heavens Like An Ambered Chariot Towards The Ebony Void Of Infinite Space Wherein The Tethered Belts Of Jupiter And Mars Hang, For Ever Festooned In Their Orbital Majesty. And As I Looked At All This I Thought... I Must Put A Roof On This Toilet.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.