He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To

I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline When I Noticed The Sick Bag Had The Lord's Prayer On It.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.