We're On Our Way To The Persian

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.