We're On Our Way To The Persian

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.