We're On Our Way To The Persian

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.