We're On Our Way To The Persian

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.