I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?