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I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."