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I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.