The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.