The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.