The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.