The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability To Rage Correctly

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.