The Kind Of People Who Always Go

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes