Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.