Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.