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The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.