A Man Can Please His Wife With

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?