A Man Can Please His Wife With

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.