Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?