Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.