The Average Tourist Wants To Go To

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.