The Average Tourist Wants To Go To

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.