It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!