I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.