Experience Is A School Where A Man

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

Rivalry And Envy Are Siamese Twins.

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.