Flattery Is Like Cologne Water, To Be

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.