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Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of Job.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.