Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Pedigrees Seldom Improve By Age; The Grandson Is Too Often A Weak Infringement On The Grandsire's Parent.

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

People Who Have Nothing To Say Are Never At A Loss In Talking.