Better Make A Weak Man Your Enemy

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.

The Less We Know The More We Suspect

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.