Some Folks Are Wise And Some Otherwise.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

It Is True That Wealth Won't Make A Man Virtuous, But I Notice There Ain't Anybody Who Wants To Be Poor Just For The Purpose Of Being Good.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

Health Is Like Money, We Never Have A True Idea Of Its Value Until We Lose It.