Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.