We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.