We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor Is Hard Is Because It's So Crowded.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.