My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws

The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.