My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.