The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.