The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.