A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses Out.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.