A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

All The World Loves A Good Loser.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.