A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.