When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.