When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.