With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

I Think It's Time They Knew The Truth About Beethoven.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.