Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'