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I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.