If You Don't Want Gays In The

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.